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一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!

马甲 发布于 2004-04-13 08:39 · 5 回复 · 3,929 浏览 锁定

一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!

本文要求一定英语水平,绝对搞笑!纯粹中国式“土产英语”
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  昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

  前台小姐:“Hello.”

  老外:“Hi.”

  前台小姐:“You have what thing?”

  老外:“Can you speak english?”

  前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”

  老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”

  前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

  老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”

  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

  老外:“I want to speak to your head.”

  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
一个诚实的马甲,一个真实的马甲......

环顾左右,有谁如我.....

孤独看客、我的欢乐、孤独的马甲、槲寄生、

夜半孤魂、无边、狂魔、孤魂......仅此而已

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My God..

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你看不到的疯狂,糜烂了我每一个细胞!

Who afraid who?

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鱼笨鱼拙,随水流
I 服了 YOU
自古寂寞谁如我
Haha……
现在没有机会飙车――150开过了,更高的没机会,油太贵
      不过我依然向往,
            会继续努力争取。。。

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我还说不出来

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