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[灌水]MEN

糖糖 发布于 2003-08-06 17:41 · 1 回复 · 1,043 浏览 锁定

> > you will find what are men! ^0^
> > Men Are Hard To Pleased
> > 男人很难取悦!
> > The problems with GUYS:
> > 男人的问题是:

> > If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
> > 如果你对他好,他说你爱上他了

> > If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
> > 对他不好,他说你骄傲

> > If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
> > 如果你穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他

> > If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
> > 如果不,他说你是乡下来的

> > If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
> > 如果跟他理论,他说你固执

> > If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
> > 如果你沈默,他说你没大脑!

> > If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
> > 如果你比他聪明,他没面子

> > If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
> > 如果他比你聪明,他很棒!

> > If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
> > 如果你不爱他,他想拥有你

> > If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
> > 如果你爱他,他试著离开你

> > If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
> > 如果你不跟他做爱,他说你不爱他

> > If u do! he says u are CHEAP.
> > 如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

> > If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
> > 如果你告诉他你的问题,他说你麻烦

> > If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
> > 如果不,他说你不信任他

> > If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
> > 如果你骂他,你好像他奶妈

> > If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
> > 如果他骂你,是表示他“关心”你

> > If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
> > 如果你没有守承诺,你是不可信的人

> > If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
> > 如果他不守承诺,他是不得以的

> > If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
> > 如果你吸烟,你是坏女人

> > If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
> > 如果他吸烟,他是绅士

> > If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
> > 如果你考试成绩好,他说是运气

> > If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> > 如果他考得好,他说是实力!

> > If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
> > 如果你伤害他,表示你很残忍

> > If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!
> > 如果他伤害你,表示你太敏感而且太难取悦!

> > sooo hard to please!
> > If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not
> > true.
> > 如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的

> > but if u don't they say u are selfish.
> > 如果你不寄给他们,他们说你自私

> > The moral of the story is.
> > 以上的故事告诉我们:
> > 别和他们致气了,男人都这样,你就凑合吧!

你别赤着脚在草地上散步
我的花园到处是星星的碎片
but I am not the kind of these men .